To: Peter, Sally, Alperin, Glauberman, Mandell.

Thank you very much for participating in Beer Skits '03. As I'm sure you are all aware by now, it has been mathematically proven that this year was The Best Beer Skits Ever (surpassing all performances, both previous and subsequent). This however should come as no surprise, given the vast intellect, ingenuity, and cohesiveness of this year's second year class. However, such perfection relies on every one of its elements, and in this regard, we must thank you. Without the help that each of you gave, this could never have been The Best Beer Skits Ever.

Eternally Grateful,
Your Beer Skits Masters