Date: Tue, 20 May 2003 16:31:20 -0500 (CDT)
From: Jeff Clouse <jeffc@math.uchicago.edu>
To: grads@lemma.uchicago.edu, staff@lemma.uchicago.edu
Subject: 129th Annual Beer Skits

To whom it may concern (which is, of course, everyone),

This is to announce a date, time, and location for the inevitable. This year's beer skits presentation will occur on Friday May 30 at 7:00 in Ryerson 251. There will be (cough...) refreshments served beforehand, starting at 5:30 in the Tea Room.

Come and observe as David Rule consumes an entire watermelon!

Watch in horror as a Peter May lookalike is forced to teach basic calculus!!

Test your inner strength in the squared circle against the tag-team wrestling duo of Vladimir "The Ukrainian Crank" Drinfeld and Alexander "Sasha" Beilinson!!!

Be there! I double-dog-dare you...

Your Beer Skits Masters